She's too cool for Coolbitchville. Period.

Boobs. Self deprecation. Wisdom. Effortless good acting. Lifelong bond with Kenny Rogers.The most innocent "sex symbol" ever. Naysayers can eat it. She's amazing. Always has been, always will be (Amy Sedaris!). She spends her life earnings building and maintaining an AMUSEMENT PARK for christsssssake. I once spent a 7 hour car ride brainstorming my "things to do before I die list". Going to Dollywood was one of only two items that made the cut (the other one is a secret). She's friends with Emmy Lou Harris and Tammy Wynette. Her version of "I Will Always Love You" is endlessly better. I mean, COME ON. Song after song. Hair! Makeup! AHHH!

Her new album "Backwoods Barbie" is posted in its entirety on iLike. My lovely lady did it again - it's good. Take the artist quiz too. I got a 98. NBD.

dollly!