"You some how have curated the RSS feed of a 48 yr old stay at home mom"
- Hep
"I got around GREAT when i had a boot...could really get some speed up in that thing cause the bottom is curved. It's like a fat man's launching pad."
- Jules
"I Tell Ya, Until I've Had My Morning Coffee, I Am Just A Rapist"
- The Onion
"Woops, one too many Suellen references today."
- Danielle
"Xbox is just like a big hug"
- Colin
"Congrats Tanner!! You have won the free app! There is a "REDEEM" link under "QUICK LINKS" in the top right section of the main iTunes store. Please click that link and then copy and paste the code. It will take you right to the Deadliest Catch App where they can get it for free."