Cue the Amerigasm. Free donuts, coffee, ice cream and vibrators. IT'S FINALLY HERE!!! Goodbye, rage. NOOOOMORRRRE! No more winking! No more Hasselbeck (Elizabeth, not Matt)! No more goblins in ties! No more emails from assholes! No more night sweats! I want to group hug Sarah Vowell, Bruce and Larry David right now. Best feeling in the world. I voted old school. My polling center was about 75 feet from my house. Everyone was giddy. The man in front of me at the polls announced that he hadn't voted since 1942, then proceeded to oogle the 60 yr old volunteer's lumpy lady lumps. I LOVE DEMOCRACY.

UPDATE: We all know how awesome the last few hours have been. There really are no words. So I leave you with music.