I just wrote out this long, acerbic rant about how ridiculous it is when thin, relatively attractive women don fat-suits in an attempt to unearth the negative social response to obesity. And then I thought, "umm, no shit". No one actually thinks this is thought provoking, or even very nice. I can't think of a soul that would be moved by it. Which is saying a lot as I know a lot of people I don't like.

Sort of like when you're walking with a friend and see a poster for the new Eddie Murphy Fat-Suit Movie and you can't even say anything. You both have to avoid making eye contact because the conversation is just too exhausting to even start piecing together. Fat suit roles are for pussies. Method act. Get fat for real.

And not to be too current-eventy, but christ, Tyra Banks got fat.